- Girl at the rock show: what
- Mark Hoppus: i don't know
If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
I literally would go back to the most traumatizing year of my life just so I could experience what you, and our relationship used to feel like again.
Waiting for someone to knock on my door and be like “yo can you stop blasting sad music??”
I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.